Sunday, February 22, 2009

LIVE OSCAR COVERAGE (RED CARPET TOO)

11:54 Spielberg is handing out best picture...I wonder who is going to win...Slumdog Millionaire. A very deserving choice. Solid Show.

11:46 Penn gave a great speech, specifically putting over Rourke, but he forgot to thank his wife.

11:40 Best Actor And winner is....Sean Penn. This was such a great year for leading men

11:37 More Youtube Goodness



11:30 Best Actress And the winner is.......still waiting....what happen to sophia loren....Kate Winslet for The Reader

11:21 Sank You Youtube!



11:20 Boyle won for Best Director

11:11 Spoke too soon.

11:08 Do the japanese have a natural talent for giving hilarious acceptance speeches? First the domo arigoto goy and the best foreign film guy. Are they doing an In Memorium montage? Is Paul Newman going to be mentioned once tonight?

11:01 At least they picked the right Slumdog song

11:00 How DID THE BOSS NOT GET NOMINATED?

10:55 Best Score and the winner is....Alicia Keys still looks plastic...surprise, surprise Slumdog Millionaire wins. How The Dark Knight and Revolutionary Road were not nominated for this is beyond me. Oh well.

10:45 Eddie Murphy prsented Jerry Lewis with some lifetime achievement award. He gave a very, conside and sincere speech. They got 45 minutes to do 6 awards plus the In Memorium montage.

10:36 The Slumdog train keeps mowing'em down. It is a mortal lock for Best Picture.

10:13 How do they not go to commercial after ledger family makes everybody watching cry.

10:10 Heath Ledger won...and it got a little misty at the Hawke's Nest

10:03That musical number was an EPIC FAILURE~!

9:53 Beyonce does a run-in in the main event and the crowd goes absolutely MILD. This mid-show musical has no place on the show.

9:45 That short was funnier than Pineapple Express

9:39 Jessica Biel is pretty...moving on

9:35 Slumdog won for Cinematography...Stiller's beard thing was weak

9:16 Most disproportionate atractiveness between two presenters ever just happened when James Bond and Sarah Jessica Parker walked on stage...Ben Button won for Art direction...Button will be this years Aviator

9:10 Strangely while Jennifer Aniston was presenting, they kept panning to Brangelina.

9:07 WALL*E won. Shocking. The production team is really trying to make evrything seem different this year.

9:01 Best Adapted Screenplay Steve Martin and Tina fey were ten times funnier here than on their 30 Rock Episode... and the winner is...Slumdog Millionaire. Once again, no surprises.

8:58 Best Acceptance speech ever. Not up for debate.

8:57 Best Original Screenplay That writing thing was funny...awesome shots at scientology...and the winner is....crowd actually favors In Bruges...but the winner is...Milk. No surprises so far.

8:49 Best Supporting Actress And the winner is....Penelope Cruz for Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Well thats one for the Weinstein Bros.

8:45 OK this "secret" is much cooler than E! made it sound. This makes so much sense, USING OLDER STARS TO PUT OVER YOUNGER STARS. Vinnie Mac take a lesson.

8:40 Jackman Verdict: It is hard to believe this guy is Wolverine...well that Hathaway part was strange(good)...best part was Jackman almost pulling a Jimmy Fallon during the Reader part...That was actually pretty impressive and better than awkward comedic act that no one laughs at...

8:30 Here are the questions again from the beginning of the blog. (My guesses will be in Bold. I'll review these questions at the end)

Kate or Meryl?
Who accepts for Heath? Christopher Nolan
How many awards does Slumdog win besides screenplay, directing and best picture? 9
Does Frost/Nixon get shut out? Yes
Does Ben Button get anything other than the techies? no
Who wins best supporting actress? (reportedly this will the first award announced)Davis
Hugh Jackman as host: stroke of genius or EPIC FAILURE? Stroke of Genius
Mickey or Penn?
Does The Reader get shut out? No
Is Daniel Day Lewis showing up to present Best Actress? Yes
Who announces Best Picture? Martin Scorcese

8:24 Marisa Tomei's dress has more material than all of the material in her costumes from The Wrestler combined

8:15 Hannah Montana talks about her movie coming out in April. However, she failed to mention what the movie is called. I'm presuming it will suck a cock.

8:13 Robin Roberts tells the high school musical kids she hopes to see them back here one day as nominees. That would be worse than Titanic winning all those awards

8:11 Mickey Rourke is back with his PIMP-ASS WHITE SUIT~! He said his dog died in his arms

8:10 The Slumdog cast & crew is doing the whole 2001 New England Patriots thing where they come out of the proverbial tunnell together.

8:03 Quick Poll: Who is less attractive? Sarah Jessica Parker or Matthew Broderick?

8:01 Robin Roberts (ex-ESPN studio person) is hosting

8:00 SWITCH OVER TO ABC

7:59 Alicia Keys's makeup is making her look plastic

7:58 Pitt literally gave a 3 second interview. He said he was honored to be here regardless of being nominated.

7:55 E! closes the show the same way they started: with Ben Lyons being a COMPLETE TOOL~!

7:52 Kate Winslet admits that she is nervous. It should also be pointed out that she is looking curveliscious.

7:45 Alan Bacchus just mentioned on his blog Daily Film Dose, what I'm been saying for months. Mickey Rourke's comeback started 6 years ago. He was great Once Upon a Time in Mexico and Sin City. I also can't figure out why he hasn't thanked Robert Rodriguz yet

7:42 Phillip Seymour Hoffman is wearing a snow hat. That was so 8 years ago.

7:38 E! is freaking out that they have to go to commercial just as Brangelina are getting here. There is no god if Pitt beats any of the other four guys.

7:34 Ron Howard talks about how he likes to do take after take after take. From what I understand, Eastwood has the exact opposite style.

7:29 Mickey Rourke spoke about his dog. He said he would trade any potential oscar for two more years with his dog who just died.

7:20 Damn, I was hoping Bob Downey Jr. would show up in character

7:19 WHAT HAPPEND TO FERRIS BEUHLER?!?!?!?

7:18 Sean Penn made it. He couldn't make the spirit awards last night

7:11 Mickey Rourke is wearing a pimp-ass white suit.

7:05 I guess Heidi Klum actually loves Mark Hamill...ur...I mean Seal.

7:03 Seacrest is a tool as well. Michael Shannon probably looks the most out of place of anybody here.

6:48 The Indian Michael Jackson from Slumdog is here!!!! (he's the older version of the older brother)

6:46 Yep, Ben Lyons is still a tool.

6:43 I can't really think of precident (sp) for this Hugh Jackman thing. From what I understand, he knocked the Tony's gig out of the park, but this is a very different audience.

6:39 E!'s Oscar Secret: UNANNOUNCED STARS WILL BE HERE. Once again the crowd goes mild. Basically Past winners (unannounced) will read each nominee. Train Wreck Potential (making a simple process a hundred times more complicated) 7/10. Trainwreck potential of Mickey Rourke's acceptance speech 11/10.

6:35 WOW. When did Kevin Kline get old? Kevin Kline and Ryan Seacrest are discussing American Idol. SYNERGY~! To quote Bill Simmons, I'm officially going to light myself on fire.

6:31 Vanessa Hudgens is cute; her boyfriend is a tool. such is life

6:27 Ben Lyons is still a tool

6:22 Hugh Jackman gave an interview...nothing of note...I have no idea how he is going to turn out tonight

6:09 Interview with Seacrest and Hannah Montana: her mom sure is hot...i think she is wearing a diamond dress...this girl actually seams like a teenager, which is refreshing...over/under for the years it takes for her to get completely screwed up: 3 years. I'll take the under

6:03 E! is reporting Nicole Ritchie is preggers. And the crowd goes mild.

6:01 Ben Lyons is a tool

5:50 Questions that will finally be answered soon.

Kate or Meryl?
Who accepts for Heath?
How many awards does Slumdog win besides screenplay, directing and best picture?
Does Frost/Nixon get shut out?
Does Ben Button get anything other than the techies?
Who wins best supporting actress? (reportedly this will the first award announced)
Hugh Jackman as host: stroke of genius or EPIC FAILURE?
Mickey or Penn?
Does The Reader get shut out?
Is Daniel Day Lewis showing up to present Best Actress?
Who announces Best Picture?


5:15 I hope ABC has a censor button

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